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I Forgot  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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6/22/2017 2:08 am
I Forgot


My ex gave my a cell phone. I dont feel its important to this post to discuss why she said she gave an 8yr old a phone (or the REAL reason she gave it to him). Its not important. What is important is that she installed an app on his phone so he can send texts even though the phone has no service. The app uses the wifi signal.

Anyway last night he was messing with it and discovered that the app also lets him make phone calls. So he wanted to test it. I was watching him push buttons when my phone started ringing. When I saw a strange number come up, i realized it was him. So I hit the decline button because he was testing the app.

It was at this point that i remembered he likes to put the phone on speaker with the volume all the way up. Somy voicemail picks up. Now, keep in mind that I set up the coice mail box attached to my phone number roughly 6 years ago and haven't changed it since. So it surprised me a little when my voice came from my 's phone saying

"Hey, you've reached (name withheld). I must have left my phone in my pocket and I am currently away from my pants. So make your voice a mail."


Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way


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pocogato12 71F  
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6/23/2017 8:55 am

And now I am rolling on the floor laughing- wait until he texts you or some stranger

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CaptainDilfCT replies on 6/24/2017 8:01 pm:
My life is really a crazy ride

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