I believe that if we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. I can wear a bow-tie without looking like a clown and have danced the Honky Tonk with the Queen. I believe that if the plural of mouse is mice, the plural of spouse ought to be spice. I can count from zero to infinity in 14 minutes and have prepared five course lunch menus using only a hot dogs and a toaster. I fudge, dodge, balance, draw, and I write - All at the same time. I have been scouted by the MENSA, but refuse to be labeled. I can divide by zero. I boogie, ballet, and I yoga - Not necessarily in that order with a cherry on top. I think good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. And yet...Whether you are stuck in a routine or looking to add more spice to your life, I will come to your rescue. Are you and your group of friends inclusive and kind to new people? Are you the kind of gal that sees herself as an individual rather than special, educated rather than street-smart, a creator rather than a consumer, and original rather than a me-too per? In that case we might click. I know I'm not for most of you and vice-versa, so if I stop responding at some point it's probably for the best. Send me an email or a wink and I'll take it from there.

My Ideal Person On a serious note. I seek the company of a beautiful woman who wishes to enjoy the genuine pleasures of a man built to please.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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