I work hard & I play hard. I work three jobs so my free time is very important to me. Because of this I don't have time to waist on negative people. If you like to live for the moment & love to laugh & have good times I might be a good play toy for you???? Most of my friends would say my sense of humor is my best quality. In social settings people tend to be drawn to me because I keep just about everyone around me laughing & joking all night long. With the right partner I can sometimes keep a lady moaning all night long also!!!! I've done serious relationships. They never seam to work out, but I'm still friends with most of the women from my past. (no hard feelings, I think that must say something about my character?) It took me a while to figure this one out. I make a better friend with benefits, slash confidence building rebound guy than I do a boyfriend or husband. We all have our cross to bare!!! I like to live life to the fullest. In my spare time I love to ski, swim, golf, play tennis, go to the gym, watch funny movies, sing karaoke, laugh & love, travel, & spend time with family and good friends!!! If your just looking for eye candy I'm most likely not the guy for you. I'm 5 foot 10, 205 lbs. I'm working hard to get to 180 lbs. Less than two years ago I was pushing 270 lbs. I've been told that i'm not to hard on the eyes, but I'm aware that I don't have movie star good looks or six pack abs. I believe honesty is another one of my best qualities. I don't even lie to get laid, & thats not even against the rules!!! LOL!! I don't need drama & hard feelings the next morning!! Life is too short!! I haven't tried live chatting yet. I'm kind of old school that way. If we met in per by chance. You would probably find me charming, funny, & intelligent. When it comes to live chat, I type so slowly & spell so poorly that you would think I have the I.Q. of a chimp. Have you herd the g "I'm so much cooler on line" ?? I'm kind of the reverse. I like to think I'm more impressive in per than on line. If I sound like someone worth your time lets send a few messages & I'll try live chatting if you have the patients to deal with my I.T. short Cummings?? Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet!! Later TM

My Ideal Person I have alot of preferences ( who doesn't?? ) But I don't have many pre requisites.

I would prefer that you are single, but if you're attached & discreet we can work with that. I don't need idiot husbands & boy friends complicating my life.

I like large breasts but small ones are O.K. too. I love receiving oral sex but I like giving it just as much!!! I can be a very cunning lingest given the chance!!!! ( if you got that joke you qualify for the next must !!! ) You don't have to be funny but you must like humorous people!!! Because I am one !!!

Give me a try. You might like it?? I have never had any complaints. At least not to my face!!! LOL

Life is a highway & I want to ride it all night long!!! Play your cards right & I'll ride you all night long!!!

Don't be shy send me a message!!!

Until we meet!!

TM

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Having sex in a glass elevator with two hot sexual Lady's.
while a throng of people watch in the atrium. ( brunswick
square, saint john NB, any Lady's interested?? )

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, fucking beautiful tits

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
When ever I start to fantasize about a celebrity I always
have to think back to a real woman & a real event from
my past to finish the job (hand job that is) I guess I prefer
real women that you can see, hear, smell, feel, & taste!!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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